Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Let's get the cat blown out
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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