i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
You made out with two different species that night
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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