whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Gay?
German.
Pity.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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