I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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