Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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