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(607): View more from New York

So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...

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(+44): View more from England

Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.

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(248): View more from Michigan

We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.

(440): View more from Ohio

I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.

(248): View more from Michigan

Playoffs. This shit is serious.

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(310): View more from California

He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit

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(585): View more from New York

i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?

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(509): View more from Washington

HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS

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(630): View more from Illinois

Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze

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