I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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