U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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