i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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