I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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