Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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