yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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