i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
accomplished twins. life is a go
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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