is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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