Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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