I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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