i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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