So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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