he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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