I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Pooping to opera.
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