you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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