Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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