Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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