marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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