Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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