I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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