Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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