Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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