Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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