I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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