When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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