That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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