with your own penis?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
oh god was she eating orange peels again
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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