Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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