I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Girls should come with a carfax report
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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