Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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