Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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