Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
please come you make the beer taste better
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Randomize
