I just cut my nipple shaving
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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