For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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