I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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