wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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