real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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