Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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