Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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