the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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