I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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