just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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