I'm drive I can fine osifer
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
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