you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
you traded sex for a burrito?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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