he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
There are leaves in my underwear?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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