he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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