If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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