Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Randomize
