This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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